Hi Me!

ick.
I'm supposed to do a show tonight at Temple...I don't think I can make it. I've been sick the past couple days and though I'm feeling better I still feel weak.

I'm starting to feel like My life is ready for another 180. I MISS traveling. I miss Europe. I miss the English breakfasts and the Parisian dinners. I miss the train rides. I miss.

I'm not your mother.

Lately I've been very aggravated by the number of men BEGGING for Me to post videos they want to see. That's it. Excuse Me...but how have you served Me lately?

I'm not a pro domme. I'm not going to do or act out whatever you want for money.







p.s. I love champagne in the morning...

I can't get over it.



I think I'll go out tonight...

One of my old friends called me today. I had sent him an email asking if his girlfriend was still sucking old cock. I guess she is and she's been flaunting it in his face a lot lately. He wants to worship me and be humiliated. I think I need a pedicure and some new clothes...

I've been trying to arrange a meeting with my bitch boy zach and this gay guy. zach hasn't been behaving. he hasn't been doing what I ask. Even the other guy said he didn't sound like much of a bitch. When I emailed that to zach he wrote back "You're not really mad, are you?" WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK?
He can be soo annoying. I think he needs to pay a pain in the ass tax.

Work call time tomorrow? 3:00AM.

There is a grasshopper who has been trying to move in.
Last week I heard some very loud chirping. Then I saw it. A huge green grasshopper. He jumped onto the kitchen wall and then back onto the floor. My little brother was visiting so he took the dude outside. Every day that passed we saw him closer and closer to our door. My girl came by and noted he was on the frame of the door. Last night he was somehow inside? Under the door?
It's becoming colder out...I think he's spending his last days listening to us on the other side.
My subs have been pleasing me so much lately. I received my black round toe pumps yesterday. They are quite sexy. Just in time too. I got a last minute email telling me I needed to bring shoes for the show.
Ah the show...call time was 4:30. I was on time...unlike some other models. The show was a lot of fun and I got to keep a dress which is usually unheard of. I'm already booked for another one on Nov 7th. I asked if they needed Me to walk for them or send them a comp card and I was told no...that I'm "in."
Gavin Newsom is supposed to be there... ;) When I met him I couldn't believe how sleazy he felt but I still enjoyed his presence.


yay

I had crazy dreams last night.
There was a huuuge lion that was sometimes a wolf. They call me the cat whisperer so I worked my magic and pet it's face and huge mane. It was big and could hurt me even if it didn't mean to because it was still a lion. I think someone was trying to keep it in their room.
I was awoken by the howling of some beast. I told myself it was a dog but it was still creepy. I thought surely it's owner will tell the dog to be quiet and respect the sleeping hours of it's neighbors but it didn't seem to happen. The howling continued.

I booked a show for this friday. I get to keep a dress. shwing.

My baby is a super model





I can't tell if I love or hate this photo

This never gets old. Ever.








I'm looking at cookie cutters already. So far Ive picked out dinosaurs and one shaped like California.

They also had one of George Washington...I think I have to get it.




he'll kick you apart

this should be in rants, but fuck it. hit the back button, baby.

hipsters are just as boring as yuppies.
your bicycle and lame tattoos are not a pass to the front of the "cool" line.
your "hip" coffee joints and weak uk garage beats expose you for what you really are. your spine is untested and you wouldn't last a day in the real world.

you are reading the same books they read. you are hearing the same things they heard. and i am not impressed by your exercise in regurgitation.


give me an anarchist any day.



ANY day.